More with Murphy (or these could be non-conformist!)

  • If there’s an important meeting at work tomorrow, be sure to have an emergency call from back home before the meeting begins.
  • If you get to fart while you cough, it’s almost certain that the cough is heard lesser than the fart!
  • If you’ve been longing for that siesta from God-knows-how-long, be ready to sacrifice all your winks you planned to catch when you hit the bed!
  • The reviews have always misled you, and you’ve missed the best movies. The next movie you watch rejecting a mean review, chances are that you’ll end up kicking yourself for not paying heed to the critic.
  • You take your buddy to the food joint you’ve been harping about for ever. Don’t curse your luck that the dishes taste awful this time.

More to follow when they strike yours truly!

-Met

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